Andy Milonakis Quotes & Sayings

“I had sadness for breakfast.”

“Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!”

“I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night talk shows, it's as if it doesn't even exist.”

“I'm a really huge fan of papaya juice.”

“There's a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films like parody, pretentious art films that kind of are supposed to have some deep meaning.”

“I want to put some effort into a bunch of different types of videos. I don't think I'm gonna do 'Man On The Street' messing with people, I don't think I'm gonna do over-the-top wacky comedy.”

“There's not a lot of music videos that are totally, totally disturbing.”

“I don't know why I do what I do. I tend to go for the really weird, bizarre stuff. I actually have to tone it down for the show.”

“I'm going to write a whole pilot and see if anyone's interested, and if not then I'll just live out the tortured life instead of showing it on TV.”

“I'm a huge fan of Big L. He is my favorite rapper.”