Art Buchwald Quotes & Sayings

14 most famous Art Buchwald quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He was an American journalist who passed away on 17 January, 2007.

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“Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.”

“You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.”

“Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.”

“If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.”

“The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo.”

“This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.”

“Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television?”

“I worship the quicksand he walks in.”

“I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team.”

“A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it.”

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