Bill Mauldin Quotes & Sayings

“I'm convinced that the infantry is the group in the army which gives more and gets less than anybody else.”

“I was a born troublemaker and might as well earn a living at it.”

“I would like to thank the people who encouraged me to draw army cartoons at a time when the gag man's conception of the army was one of mean ole sergeants and jeeps which jump over mountains.”

“I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.”

“Patton was living in the Dark Ages. Soldiers were peasants to him. I didn't like that attitude.”