Bruce Robinson Quotes & Sayings

“If you are a junkyard dog, you assume that that's what life is: chained up, barking all day.”

“My early life has given me a great deal to draw on, certainly - but would I have swapped a happy childhood for the writing? Yes.”

“I wake up most days with a vague feeling of doom - 'Dear God. Here I am again.' Then, when I read about politicians in the newspaper, the vengefulness starts. By mid-morning, the anxiety is kicking in.”

“I like situational comedy when people are being completely serious and yet you can find something extremely funny, not jokes.”

“I think you're a good person or a todd by the age of eight.”

“Well, I had the most appalling childhood.”

“Bernard Shaw said that when you copy yourself, you know you've got style. And I feel that if you can write like you write, then you are true to yourself. And it's not an easy thing to do - it's a disgustingly difficult thing to do.”

“I read 'The Rum Diary,' and I didn't really like it very much.”

“When I was writing 'Withnail,' I was so busted flat that I had one lightbulb that I would carry around the house with me. I mean, really. No furniture, no money, and I was hoping to be an actor, but I could never get a job.”

“I'm not a religious person, but I prefer God to money.”