Caitlin Moran Quotes & Sayings (Page 8)

“My core belief is that if you're complaining about something for more than three minutes, two minutes ago you should have done something about it.”

“In the early '90s, it was grunge; everybody was fully clothed. Alanis Morissette was one of the biggest artists in the world, never wore makeup, wearing Doc Marten boots, and then the Spice Girls turn up, and suddenly it all looks a bit burlesque; suddenly they're the biggest band in the world.”

“What is feminism? Simply the belief that women should be as free as men, however nuts, dim, deluded, badly dressed, fat, receding, lazy, and smug they might be.”

“One of the great things about being a writer/journalist is that my boss loves me to go out and do features on being someone else. I did a feature on Kate Middleton, where I went to an incredible fancy state home in the countryside, put on a wedding dress and posed for engagement pictures with a fake Prince William.”

“If you can find a frock you look nice in and can run up three flights of stairs, you're not fat.”

“I think that instead of feminism being a political thing, it should be an act of creativity. It's more of a rock n' roll thing.”

“I'm so glad I spent 10 years being sad and lonely.”

“I'm quite British; I've got big, flat feet, and I can't wear heels. I've got very, very pale Celtic skin, so my legs are always a frightening blue color. So when you take out clothes that reveal your legs, shoes that have any kind of heel, no shop will actually take my money.”

“Flyaway, problem hair is the enemy of feminism, and was probably invented by the Man to crush Susan Sontag.”

“The first thing to improve society is not banning abortion, but making sure that everyone who had a child is in the best position to be able to rear it.”