Craig Ferguson Quotes & Sayings

“I dropped out of high school when I was 16, after I had a huge argument with my English teacher over the meaning of the word 'existentialism.'”

“Other than the laws of physics, rules have never really worked out for me.”

“I got sober. I stopped killing myself with alcohol. I began to think: 'Wait a minute - if I can stop doing this, what are the possibilities?' And slowly it dawned on me that it was maybe worth the risk.”

“I think sometimes that people think brave means not being afraid, which of course it doesn't mean that at all. It means that you're afraid, but you move past that and do it anyway, do what you think is right.”

“I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that.”

“I'm a terrible interviewer. I'm not a journalist - although I have a Peabody Award - and I'm not really a late-night host. What I am is honest.”

“It's very interesting to know what people are doing while you're working on late-night television.”

“I'm not aware of having a creepy laugh, but apparently I do.”

“I came to America, and I made good. It's an old story, but it hasn't been told in a long time. Usually, it's, 'I'm an immigrant, I came here and got persecuted.' My story is I came here, I worked hard, and it worked out all right. So it's still available.”

“I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.”