David Letterman Quotes & Sayings

“If it wasn't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsover.”

“There's only one requirement of any of us, and that is to be courageous. Because courage, as you might know, defines all other human behavior. And, I believe - because I've done a little of this myself - pretending to be courageous is just as good as the real thing.”

“I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.”

“There's not a man, woman or child on the face of the earth who doesn't enjoy a tasty beverage.”

“It's so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan?”

“I believe I have voted for both Democrats and Republicans. Am I either one? Absolutely not. Ladies and gentlemen, I am an American.”

“There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.”

“There is no off position on the genius switch.”

“Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel.”

“Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.”