Don Rickles Quotes & Sayings

“You know what's funny to me? Attitude.”

“You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude.”

“Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?”

“I ride a recumbent bike for half an hour every day.”

“Struggling is hard because you never know what's at the end of the tunnel.”

“Famous people are deceptive. Deep down, they're just regular people. Like Larry King. We've been friends for forty years. He's one of the few guys I know who's really famous. One minute he's talking to the president on his cell phone, and then the next minute he's saying to me, 'Do you think we ought to give the waiter another dollar?'”

“The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now.”

“Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.”

“Smartphones. Who cares? Smartphones. I only have dummy phones.”

“Even when I was in high school and the Navy, I was the guy who could rip somebody, and they'd laugh at it.”