Gabriel Iglesias Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)

“I started riding the whole 'fluffy' train, and it's a cute word and socially a lot more acceptable than someone saying is fat or obese. If you call a girl 'fat,' yo, she'll raise hell, but if you say, 'Aw girl, look at you, you're fluffy,' there's almost a sexy appeal to it.”

“I'm all about showing people that I'm a little messed up, I have a lot of the same problems you have. By exposing myself and putting myself out there, people can relate to me and my act won't grow stale. I mean, nobody wants to hear a comedian say, 'Life is great.'”

“I want to get so famous that I don't have to wake up in the morning. It'll probably never happen.”

“I usually travel with a posse. I roll deep. I travel like a rapper, but without the artillery. We don't carry guns, we carry cookies.”

“Being on TV sucks. It's a lot of work. You memorize scripts and then you show up and they change everything. I'm a control freak. When I'm doing stand-up, I say what I want and then I get instant feedback.”

“You gotta live life before you can talk about it. Sometimes when things don't work out in life, they work out on stage.”

“I found that laughter was a form of acceptance, and I really enjoyed that and I just - I crave it.”

“You wonder why I only talk about my personal life. But that's all I've ever done.”

“I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo.”

“I never go perform somewhere alone. I've done that since day one. I've always taken other comics with me.”