Garrison Keillor Quotes & Sayings

38 most famous Garrison Keillor quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He's a 75 year old American writer born on Aug 8, 1942.

“Thank you, dear God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. Thank you for the rain. And for the chance to wake up in three hours and go fishing: I thank you for that now, because I won't feel so thankful then.”
“The father of a daughter is nothing but a high-class hostage. A father turns a stony face to his sons, berates them, shakes his antlers, paws the ground, snorts, runs them off into the underbrush, but when his daughter puts her arm over his shoulder and says, 'Daddy, I need to ask you something,' he is a pat of butter in a hot frying pan.”
Garrison Keillor Quotes
“Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.”
Garrison Keillor Quotes
“Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, and they seldom offer thanks, but what we do for them is never wasted.”
“I write for a radio show that, no matter what, will go on the air Saturday at five o'clock central time. You learn to write toward that deadline, to let the adrenaline pick you up on Friday morning and carry you through, to cook up a monologue about Lake Wobegon and get to the theater on time.”
Garrison Keillor Quotes
“A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it.”
Garrison Keillor Quotes
“Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known.”
Garrison Keillor Quotes
“A book is a gift you can open again and again.”
Garrison Keillor Quotes
“It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they couldn't hear the barbarians coming.”
Garrison Keillor Quotes
“It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.”

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