Greg Behrendt Quotes & Sayings

“I do think that you can dress yourself out of a problem. The way that a haircut and a new pair of pants can make you feel is better than any therapist, because when you look in the mirror, you see a different person - you are a different person. It's superficial change that can lead to real change.”

“Most comics worship music on some level. It's more rock-n-roll to get up there for an hour and make people laugh.”

“I think probably - I think, you know, when you're first dating somebody, if they're just not that physical with you, if they don't want to make concrete plans with you, you know, if they're sort of ambiguous about where everything is going, I think that's a pretty good sign that they're not into you.”

“Part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities.”

“I saw Aerosmith, and I was like, 'Wow, you can dress like a girl and still get girls? Hand me a scarf!'”

“The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric.”

“I've learned that anything in life worth having comes from patience and hard work.”

“I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.”

“The best thing that can happen in a relationship is when you are the same person you were before the relationship started. You are not hiding anything, and you still have a life of your own. The other best thing is sex - that is a super positive.”

“I don't know if you know you're funny, but you enjoy being funny. I know I'm funny because people tell me I am, but when I watch myself, it doesn't make me laugh. Does that make sense? Because I know the jokes, and to me, I feel like I'm pulling the wool over people's eyes. And there are probably people who do not enjoy what I do.”