Jack Benny Quotes & Sayings

10 most famous Jack Benny quotes and sayings. He was an American comedian who passed away on 26 December, 1974.

Jack Benny Quotes
“I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.”
Jack Benny Quotes
“Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.”
Jack Benny Quotes
“My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.”
Jack Benny Quotes
“Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.”
Jack Benny Quotes
“If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.”
Jack Benny Quotes
“Modesty is my best quality.”
Jack Benny Quotes
“It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.”
Jack Benny Quotes
“Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.”
Jack Benny Quotes
“I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.”
Jack Benny Quotes
“Gags die, humor doesn't.”

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