Jackie Mason Quotes & Sayings

14 most famous Jackie Mason quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He's an 89 year old American comedian born on Jun 9, 1928.

Jackie Mason Quotes
“It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.”
Jackie Mason Quotes
“Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?”
Jackie Mason Quotes
“Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.”
Jackie Mason Quotes
“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something.”
Jackie Mason Quotes
“I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny because it's ridiculous and it's ridiculous for different reasons at different times.”
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“I have nothing but love in my heart and everything I say is just an instrument for laughs.”
Jackie Mason Quotes
“Predictions are preposterous.”
“I've been watching politics for 35 or 40 years and you just never know. You can have one person win the Iowa caucus and then the whole picture changes ten minutes later. The same thing can happen again after New Hampshire. I have no idea what's going to happen with our country in the future.”
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“It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.”
Jackie Mason Quotes
“If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.”

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