Jessica Cutler Quotes & Sayings

“I always feel like I'm missing out on something, that someone is having more fun than I am, so I take measures to make sure that is impossible.”

“If you're still in a bar when the lights go on, you are a loser.”

“There's no point in living in an alternate reality.”

“It's amazing to me that people have any interest in such a low-level sex scandal. If I were sleeping with a congressman, maybe, but I'm a nobody and the people I'm writing about are nobodies.”

“Everyone should have a blog. It's the most democratic thing ever.”

“They'll totally hire me if I say I got fired from my job on the Hill because of a sex scandal.”

“In real life, people are constantly saying one thing and doing another, but if you write your characters that way, the story becomes too hard to follow.”

“I don't want the IRS banging down my door.”

“Some people with blogs are never going to get famous, and they've been doing it for, like, over a year. I feel bad for them.”

“I always regarded people who want fame with a lot of suspicion. Unless you have a product to sell, I don't know why anyone would want to be famous. I can't imagine what need that would fill.”