Jon Cryer Quotes & Sayings

“If you can find it in you to love how stupid the entertainment industry is, you can have a great career.”

“To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that I'm a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I've spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery so I can look like this.”

“Sarcasm is lost in print.”

“I just show up and try to find the joy in every situation.”

“Nobody in show business can possibly get away with making fun of their boss.”

“Every time one person gets a piece of information, the likelihood of that information being exposed grows exponentially. It's no longer two people. It's two people squared.”

“You can't do television shows caring whether or not the network picks you up. You can only do them enjoying the work, because if you're always on pins and needles about whether you'll be picked up, you'll lose your mind. I learned that the hard way.”

“Critics can say horrible things. It only hurts when I agree with them.”

“I would always have been the geek who's your friend. I will never be the dark guy with a sensitive side, as much as I yearn to be.”

“Actors always have things that they're not thrilled about on a show and have a hobby of bellyaching about those things.”