Jon Lovitz Quotes & Sayings

“Anybody can be going from being broke to being wealthy, as I did.”

“Apparently, I said what a lot of people are thinking and a lot of people have thanked me.”

“You, the actor, must be aware of when you're being funny, but the character you're playing should always be oblivious to the fact.”

“I agreed with everything he was saying when he ran for president. I was listening to what he said. I go, this guy thinks like me and I agree with him. Now he's changing. All he keeps saying is millionaires and billionaires don't pay their fair share of taxes.”

“I didn't take anything from anyone - first of all. Second of all, I opened a comedy club with money that I saved over 25 years. I created jobs.”

“I would love to have a part opposite a great actor - like, say, Pacino or De Niro or Hoffman. And to work with a top director. That's my dream.”

“If I make a dollar and out of every dollar I'm taxed at 50, half, at 50 cents, I have to give, isn't that like enough?”

“My dad would always say, 'What can you do to make the world a better place?' Well, I can make people laugh.”

“Some people, they got housing loans, and I think they're responsible for taking a loan they didn't qualify for?”

“The problem with the economy isn't that people aren't paying their fair share of taxes.”