Jon Stewart Quotes & Sayings

36 most famous Jon Stewart quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He's a 55 year old American entertainer born on Nov 28, 1962.

Jon Stewart Quotes
“The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.”
Jon Stewart Quotes
“Why is it that if you take advantage of a corporate tax break you're a smart businessman, but if you take advantage of something so you don't go hungry, you're a moocher?”
Jon Stewart Quotes
“Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid.”
Jon Stewart Quotes
“I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.”
“You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things.”
Jon Stewart Quotes
“Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center.”
Jon Stewart Quotes
“Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.”
Jon Stewart Quotes
“If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news.”
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“Insomnia is my greatest inspiration.”
Jon Stewart Quotes
“We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea.”

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