Karl Pilkington Quotes & Sayings

81 most famous Karl Pilkington quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He's a 44 year old British actor born on Sep 23, 1972.

“I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling. But in reality, you're stuck on a boat that's bobbing up and down, you feel sick, the whale isn't there on demand.”
Karl Pilkington Quotes
“Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'”
Karl Pilkington Quotes
“I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.”
Karl Pilkington Quotes
“Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.”
“We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, 'Well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species.'”
Karl Pilkington Quotes
“I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.”
“I came face-to-face with a gorilla which was quite good, but it was a 10-hour trek in bad weather, up hills, covered in mud, with mosquitoes everywhere and when we got there the gorilla's just sat there doing nowt.”
“Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.”
Karl Pilkington Quotes
“If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented.”
“The other day I was thinking - because I get a lot of headaches - I was wondering whether the head should be where it is. Because, at the end of the day, it's probably the heaviest part of your body, right? And yet it's at the top as opposed to, I don't, dangling at the bottom somewhere.”

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