Krista Allen Quotes & Sayings

“Life is too short not to do a little practical joking.”

“I don't ever really notice when guys are hitting on me. I'm oblivious.”

“I basically left Texas with no money. I was making $3.50 working in some mall, so I didn't have a lot of cash. I took $1,000 and headed to California. Along the way I stopped in Vegas because I had always wanted to see Caesar's Palace. So I stopped there and won $2,500 on a slot machine! It was amazing.”

“I want to clear up a few myths about myself. People have written that I was a kindergarten teacher and a former Miss Texas, and neither is true.”

“At a pool party, with everybody around, a guy and I had sex in the pool, but nobody knew it.”

“I think there's an innocence to me.”

“Men are amazing. I love the way they are. They're consistently little boys, and they need to be nurtured and loved. But at the same time, they need to feel like men.”

“I love the whole makeup of men - that they never mature and are always just boys.”

“I love that men like to look at women, that they love sports, that they need to know the inner workings of mechanical objects. I love the whole makeup of men - that they never mature and are always just boys.”

“I just didn't know what the heck I wanted to do with my life, so I drove out to California and got really lucky.”