Lenny Bruce Quotes & Sayings

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18 most famous Lenny Bruce quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He was an American comedian who passed away on 3 August, 1966.

Lenny Bruce Quotes
“The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't.”
Lenny Bruce Quotes
“There are never enough I Love You's.”
Lenny Bruce Quotes
“A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know.”
Lenny Bruce Quotes
“If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone.”
Lenny Bruce Quotes
“If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.”
Lenny Bruce Quotes
“In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.”
Lenny Bruce Quotes
“When you're eight years old nothing is your business.”
Lenny Bruce Quotes
“Communism is like one big phone company.”
Lenny Bruce Quotes
“The 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what should be,' there is only what is.”
Lenny Bruce Quotes
“The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.”

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