Matt Roper Quotes & Sayings

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12 most famous Matt Roper quotes and sayings (comedian). These are the first 10 quotes we have.

Matt Roper Quotes
“I'm a Taurus, you know. A bull. I belong in a field.”
Matt Roper Quotes
“I want truth. I'm crying out to hear it. I need it like oxygen.”
Matt Roper Quotes
“Looking through family photographs now is like watching an episode of 'Dad's Army.' My relatives seem to drop like flies around me. Who's next? Will it be someone I can't stand?”
Matt Roper Quotes
“I can't abide small talk.”
“I have two vintage typewriters. One just about works and the other hasn't a hope in hell, bless it. But they're both beautiful, and they'll stay with me just as long as there's a roof over my head.”
Matt Roper Quotes
“I once knew a girl who didn't know where anywhere was in the world. Not a clue. I asked her if she knew where Africa was and she answered, 'Is it the orange one on a map?'”
Matt Roper Quotes
“Milk which is just about to turn is akin to that moment spent on the cusp of failure in a dulled and fettered relationship.”
Matt Roper Quotes
“I'm the worst ad anyone could possibly be for abstaining from anything.”
Matt Roper Quotes
“Seven thirty in the morning is too early for a man of my standing.”
Matt Roper Quotes
“We must remember to enjoy ourselves.”

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