Mike Epps Quotes & Sayings

“I'm humble enough to wait and just chill. I'm having fun just working with these good people, man.”

“Everybody that's living in this earth is living in a situation. It's not narrow-minded to the point where everybody is serious and nobody has a personality. I think people die telling jokes.”

“I'm a survivor of life. I try to give the glory to God and appreciate what's happening to me.”

“Just the fact that I'm in the game is great. I'm just blessed to be working. I got a plan, but I'm humble and I try to be humble.”

“We all take losses and it's about getting up and coming back.”

“I don't know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain't even never been to a wedding.”

“Yeah, I don't mess with chicks younger. They got to be almost thirty.”

“You know, you can't make the people do what you want them to do.”

“On 'Friday,' I had a big trailer, and we would have a barbecue going and music playing. It was a fun set. There was too much involved for 'The Hangover' to be a fun set. They're trying to get money.”

“Federal prison, if you get any of it, you're going to have to do 85% of it. And the reason why I called it that is because I had a friend who got sent to the federal joint and his whole... it wasn't about him being in jail. He cried about the 85%.”