Mo Rocca Quotes & Sayings

“I wish I had played team sports. I think every kid should. Teamwork builds character - teaches people about leadership and cooperation.”

“I have a Keurig coffee maker, which is really kind of a luxury. It was given to me by an ex. I realized when I'm feeling sentimental, I'll gently, tenderly press the button. Then when I remember he dumped me, I punch it.”

“Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy.”

“I think that Obama is very cool. And I think he's clever, and I think he can be witty. But I don't think he's funny in either the way that Reagan was funny - or John McCain and Dick Cheney are both funny in that ruthless, kind of mean way.”

“Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.”

“Digital television, satellite radio, videogames, iPods - so much media. Do books even matter anymore?”

“I'm in fact a hair under six feet, but I'm very svelte. People would never see me if I turned sideways.”

“I love Christmas. Frosty the Snowman, peace on Earth and mangers, Salvation Army bell ringers and reindeer, the movie 'Meet Me in St. Louis,' office parties and cookies.”

“Think of all that hard work our founding fathers put in - the revolutionizing, the three-fifths compromising, having to write the entire Constitution with a quill - and yet they neglected to include the right to vote.”

“When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny.”