Mort Sahl Quotes & Sayings
13 most famous Mort Sahl quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He's a 96 year old American comedian born on May 11, 1927.
“My life needs editing.”
“Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.”
“Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.”
“A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.”
“People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.”
“Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times.”
“I didn't think that anything is beyond humor - not profane humor, but a good, honest approach to humor.”
“Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.”
“I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.”
“I used to go to two movies every week for the Saturday matinee when I was a kid.”
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