Pat Paulsen Quotes & Sayings

44 most famous Pat Paulsen quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He was an American comedian who passed away on 24 April, 1997.

Pat Paulsen Quotes
“The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees.”
Pat Paulsen Quotes
“The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that.”
“We've got to step up our conservation efforts before it's too late. We're not protecting our lands and natural resources. Take the Grand Canyon for example; I'm sure that at one time it was a beautiful piece of land, and just look at the way we've let it go.”
Pat Paulsen Quotes
“Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.”
“I like to pour my wines for people. I watch their eyes, I can see what they'll like. Most people say they don't like dry wine because they haven't had a dry wine that's clean and fruity, instead of a big, oaky thing.”
Pat Paulsen Quotes
“All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.”
Pat Paulsen Quotes
“I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.”
Pat Paulsen Quotes
“The Clinton Administration has turned out to be a boon. I knew that he would be wonderful, I just knew it from the beginning. From Arkansas? Shoot.”
Pat Paulsen Quotes
“I will not claim I will solve all the world's problems by myself. If I did, I'd have to run as a Republican or a Democrat.”
Pat Paulsen Quotes
“I am neither left wing nor right wing. I am middle-of-the-bird.”

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