Phyllis Diller Quotes & Sayings
43 most famous Phyllis Diller quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for her. She was an American comedian who passed away on 20 August, 2012.
“A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.”
“Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?”
“A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.”
“Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.”
“Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.”
“You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.”
“Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.”
“My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.”
“Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.”
“We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.”
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