Ray Romano Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)

“If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.”

“I still feel like an immature idiot inside, but I look in the mirror and - as a friend of mine once said- this old guy keeps getting in the way.”

“I don't want to say work is who I am, but some people feel more centered and more whole when they're producing and creating.”

“I don't think men talk as much as women, but when we have something on our minds we'll get it out.”

“I don't want to be a spokesman for family values, but that's the way my standup is perceived.”

“Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something.”

“Right after 'Raymond' I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don't like oysters. I had this existential emptiness. 'What is my purpose? Who am I?' I had a big identity crisis.”

“In school, I wasn't a very good student - I was very irresponsible and never did the studying but always liked to get the laugh.”

“The best comedy, I feel, comes in a drama because it balances each other out.”

“The first time I played golf was in Flushing Meadows, Queens, when I was about 16 or 17. They had an 18-hole pitch-and-putt. My buddies and I would hop the fence and sneak on and play.”