Robert Benchley Quotes & Sayings

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38 most famous Robert Benchley quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He was an American comedian who passed away on 21 November, 1945.

Robert Benchley Quotes
“A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.”
Robert Benchley Quotes
“I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.”
Robert Benchley Quotes
“Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?”
Robert Benchley Quotes
“Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.”
Robert Benchley Quotes
“I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.”
Robert Benchley Quotes
“The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.”
Robert Benchley Quotes
“It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.”
Robert Benchley Quotes
“In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.”
Robert Benchley Quotes
“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.”
Robert Benchley Quotes
“Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.”

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