Sam Kinison Quotes & Sayings

41 most famous Sam Kinison quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He was an American comedian who passed away on 10 April, 1992.

“In the 1990s, it's OK to do comedy about the Chernobyl disaster or the Space Shuttle blowing up. It's acceptable to ridicule the Pope or the President of the United States, but God forbid you do a joke... about gays. The gay community is the last sacred cow in this society.”
Sam Kinison Quotes
“What am I responsible for? Who am I responsible to? Everybody? How come when Archie Bunker nailed everybody, it was funny - but when I do it, it's not?”
Sam Kinison Quotes
“Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?'”
Sam Kinison Quotes
“Obviously I'm not a role model for impressionable youth.”
Sam Kinison Quotes
“I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.”
Sam Kinison Quotes
“Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row.”
Sam Kinison Quotes
“My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!”
Sam Kinison Quotes
“I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry.”
Sam Kinison Quotes
“If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.”
Sam Kinison Quotes
“I'm attracted to heartbreakers.”

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