Samantha Bee Quotes & Sayings

27 most famous Samantha Bee quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for her. She's a 47 year old Canadian comedian born on Oct 25, 1969.

Samantha Bee Quotes
“I'm capable of living in the moment. And I'm especially capable of living in the moment of sitting on my sofa and watching other people's moments.”
Samantha Bee Quotes
“Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.”
Samantha Bee Quotes
“The best part about poker is there's no down side.”
Samantha Bee Quotes
“Don't judge me. I made a lot of money.”
Samantha Bee Quotes
“It is so expensive to take care of my hair and keep it looking like I was born with it, when my real hair is the color of rat fur.”
Samantha Bee Quotes
“I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too.”
“I believe in breakfast. It's the one meal that my kids usually eat without a fuss, so that's huge. As for myself, I can't function without it, and I see it as a great way to get some healthy greens in, some coffee, and on a good day, maybe even some news of the world via the newspaper.”
Samantha Bee Quotes
“I get maximum satisfaction out of buying children's clothes online.”
Samantha Bee Quotes
“I was totally unknown in the television and film industry in Canada.”
Samantha Bee Quotes
“If it wasn't for what goes on in the world of politics, we wouldn't really have much of a show.”

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