Scott Baio Quotes & Sayings

“I love driving cars, looking at them, cleaning and washing and shining them. I clean 'em inside and outside. I'm very touchy about cars. I don't want anybody leaning on them or closing the door too hard, know what I mean?”

“I very rarely came across rude or disrespectful people. I don't know how I slipped by all of them, but I honestly can't think of one experience off the top of my head that was like that. I'm sure they're there, but I'd have to think really hard to recall them.”

“Don't ever take a shower with a woman, because you'll probably end up proposing to her.”

“When I have a girlfriend, I feel caged in, I don't know why.”

“Family, work, familiarity. Listen, if I had a magic wand and I could make myself really be happy, I'd zap me onto a farm. And I know nothing about farming.”

“I never did drugs and I can't really drink because I have zero tolerance for alcohol, so my vice became women. I was never faithful to most of them.”

“Life is too short no matter what party you are with.”

“My parents were married 53 years, good and bad. Can I do that? Probably not. But I really hope I can.”

“Somebody asked me what do you regret. I said, well I was offered the role of Maverick in 'Top Gun' and I turned it down.”

“I can work every day of the year. TV is easy. My call's at 8:30 a.m. I'd like to break out of the comedy thing and take a shot at something serious like theater. The off-season allows me to do movies, but I'm not tired of TV yet. There's nothing like it. I've got the best of both worlds.”