Seth MacFarlane Quotes & Sayings

“I'm wide open to getting married, but actors are not easy people to date. You end up sharing that person with this other mistress that is their career. I very much like the traditional courtship method of making a date. That's what they do in normal places, but Hollywood's not normal.”

“If something is shocking without being funny it's hard to justify.”

“I always thought it would be funny to have the Parents Television Council write an episode of 'Family Guy' and give them full creative control. Then see how good the episode is. That's something we've actually discussed in the writers' room. We haven't proposed it yet, but if somebody from the PTC reads this, it might be worth discussing.”

“There have to be people who are vocal about the advancement of knowledge over faith.”

“What makes me happy is just keeping my brain challenged and stimulated and on its toes.”

“The only problem is time.”

“Denzel Washington has a great sense of humor. He did all those 'Nutty Professor' movies.”

“The good thing about Broadway is that you don't have to worry about an airdate. It gets done when it gets done.”

“Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.”

“The trend today is vampires, zombies, angels, all the stuff that puts me right to sleep. It's too bad because it's so much less interesting than the diversity of stories you can tell with science.”