Tiny Tim Quotes & Sayings

“I remember in '37 when trolley cars were so big in New York. It was five cents for a ride... There used to be open-air buses, and you could go up a spiral staircase and sit up on top. Those were great, great days.”

“As long as my voice is here, and there is a Holiday Inn waiting for me, then everything's just swell.”

“Remember, it's better to be a has-been than a never-was.”

“Believe it or not, I'd love to go to the moon.”

“Death is never polite, even when we expect it.”

“Don't bury me with anyone old.”

“I hope I don't give music a bad name.”

“I saw 'Cynthia' five times.”

“I'm the first has-been star singer ever to sing with the circus. I mean, Presley sang with the circus, but that was before he became a star.”

“In order to have a TV series, you have to have a good idea for the story.”