Tom Lehrer Quotes & Sayings
47 most famous Tom Lehrer quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He's a 96 year old American musician born on Apr 9, 1928.
“Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.”
“Bad weather always looks worse through a window.”
“If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it.”
“I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.”
“On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.”
“Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.”
“I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!”
“I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.”
“Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?”
“Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you.”
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