Trey Parker Quotes & Sayings

“Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.”

“When I was in sixth grade there was a talent show, and I wrote my first sketch, 'The Dentist.' I played the dentist, and I had my friend play a patient. It was sort of what can go wrong at the dentist, and I just remember I had lots of fake blood and everything.”

“If you're famous, you suck, just for being famous. People in England totally get that; Americans don't.”

“Even if you're not Christian, just from being in our culture you know Jesus and resurrection and redemption.”

“It's not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this show has survived is that it has a big heart at its center. Other cartoon shows have people crap on each other and make racist jokes. But I don't think people tune in for that. I just don't think a show lasts for 10 years without a heart.”

“People have a lot of different beliefs, and at the end of the day, we all have deeply held beliefs that probably don't make sense to anyone else.”

“I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff.”

“Once you have kids, you think like a parent. You get a lot more protective.”

“All the religions are super funny to me.”

“Even from the very beginning, I didn't put any money in the stock market.”