Victor Borge Quotes & Sayings

11 most famous Victor Borge quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He was a Danish musician who passed away on 23 December, 2000.

Victor Borge Quotes
“Laughter is the closest distance between two people.”
Victor Borge Quotes
“I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.”
Victor Borge Quotes
“The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.”
Victor Borge Quotes
“Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.”
Victor Borge Quotes
“My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.”
Victor Borge Quotes
“Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.”
Victor Borge Quotes
“If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.”
Victor Borge Quotes
“I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.”
Victor Borge Quotes
“He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.”
Victor Borge Quotes
“I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.”

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