W. C. Fields Quotes & Sayings (Page 5)

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65 most famous W. C. Fields quotes and sayings (comedian). These are the first 10 quotes we have.

W. C. Fields Quotes
“I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.”
W. C. Fields Quotes
“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
W. C. Fields Quotes
“Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.”
W. C. Fields Quotes
“Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.”
W. C. Fields Quotes
“If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.”
W. C. Fields Quotes
“Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.”
W. C. Fields Quotes
“Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.”
W. C. Fields Quotes
“Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.”
W. C. Fields Quotes
“The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.”
W. C. Fields Quotes
“No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.”

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