Yakov Smirnoff Quotes & Sayings

37 most famous Yakov Smirnoff quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He's a 66 year old American comedian born on Jan 24, 1951.

Yakov Smirnoff Quotes
“If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.”
Yakov Smirnoff Quotes
“Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.”
Yakov Smirnoff Quotes
“The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington.”
Yakov Smirnoff Quotes
“To my real estate agent, Chernobyl is a fixer-upper.”
Yakov Smirnoff Quotes
“We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales.”
Yakov Smirnoff Quotes
“My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.”
Yakov Smirnoff Quotes
“I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.”
Yakov Smirnoff Quotes
“Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.”
Yakov Smirnoff Quotes
“Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.”
Yakov Smirnoff Quotes
“It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.”

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