Al Madrigal Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“The horrible truth is that I am lazy and I am going to write and do bits that just hand themselves to me.”

“A lot of Latinos are like me: third generation, English speaking.”

“I love doing a show that makes no mention of ethnicity.”

“I'm not much for setup... punch line. I talk about my kids. I talk about my wife.”

“I've always been 'ethnic friend,' without any serious moments, all jokes.”

“If you're playing the clubs, you're either on your way up or your way down.”

“My daughter plays keyboard very well, and my son plays guitar, and they're totally into music.”

“People see me on the 'Daily Show' or 'About a Boy'. But the reality is that I only got into this business to do standup comedy.”

“I was a corporate hatchet man, and it's impossible for me to turn that off. It's this curse when I walk into businesses: 'That needs to be fixed, that needs to be fixed.'”

“I was well-dressed and good at firing people because I really did care. I cared about giving them the opportunity to talk through the situation and was always sincere. I would explain that 'This was a bad match,' and they were probably meant to do other things if they weren't giving their all to this, which paid $10 a hour.”