Alexei Sayle Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“I am quite girly.”

“If someone starts agreeing with me, I don't like it. Out of pique, I become something else.”

“Recently, my personal advisors have been telling me to go to America. Actually, people have been walking up to me in the street and telling me to sod off, but that's the same thing, isn't it?”

“I exist as an annexe of the BBC. I'm down the road a bit from the main building, in a little hut.”

“I would say I was still a Marxist - which is not to be confused with being a Communist. Despite its flaws, Marxism still seems to explain the material world better than anything else.”

“The journalists have obviously failed to capture my innate magnetism, humour and charisma, and they all need to be fired from their newspapers right away.”

“Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like 'Brothers in Arms' and immediately you know they're a stupid annoying git.”

“First off, I have to mention what is undoubtedly the greatest phenomenon of the modern era: All You Can Eat Buffets.”

“I feel sorry for many politicians... we expect them to be completely consistent and moralised when we're not.”

“I liked 35 and in both my novels that is the age of the lead characters. I tried making them my age but they just seemed to keep moaning about stuff.”