Carrot Top Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)
Carrot Top quotes and sayings page 3 (comedian). Here's quote # 21 through 30 out of the 47 we have.
“I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking.”
“I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow.”
“I've always believed that it's important to give something back to the world and community.”
“So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason.”
“Before I got addicted to comedy, I was seriously thinking about playing tennis full time. I joined the tennis team and played with a lot of professionals.”
“I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.'”
“I do go through a mini depression because one minute there are people yelling and screaming for me on stage and the next I'm at home and it's dead quiet. So it takes a while to come down.”
“I think it's important for me, for my crew and for the audience to bring something new to each show. I have friends who have done the same act, word for word for word, for 20 years. I have a problem with that. I think the audience should see something new in each show.”
“I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I don't think is funny makes the audience laugh so hard.”
“Everybody has their own style. If you went to the movies every week and everybody acted the same way Tom Cruise did, boy, wouldn't that suck?”
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