Dawn French Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)

“Other than my memory being a bit woolly and my knees being a bit creaky, I don't really think there's anything I can't do.”

“I think of myself now as a writer, although I wouldn't go as far as to say 'novelist' because that sounds like a Victorian person.”

“That's the awful thing about dating. Tight underwear. We would all like to be in a big bra and pants and when you are in a secure relationship you can do that.”

“Turn up your radio. Watch lots of telly and eat loads of choc. Feel guilty. Stay up all night. Learn everything in six hours that has taken you two years to compile. That's how I did it.”

“My daughter couldn't care less about me being famous. She finds it revolting and, like a lot of teenagers, is virtually allergic to me. That started at 12 and hasn't gone anywhere yet.”

“Any people whose lives are about the way they look, whether it's fat or thin, are in a dangerous area.”

“When I wrote 'Dear Fatty,' I realised that sitting and writing alone is an absolute joy.”

“That's the weird thing about not being married - you can't get regular kissing; you can't be guaranteed of it, and that's a great shame.”

“The person I have admired the most in comedy terms would be Eric Morecambe, who is my total hero.”

“I watch schlock telly. Like the 'Kardashians.' I love it. It's my guilty pleasure.”