Evan Esar Quotes & Sayings
12 most famous Evan Esar quotes and sayings (writer). These are the first 10 quotes we have.
“Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.”
“Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.”
“A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.”
“America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.”
“Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.”
“Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.”
“Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.”
“Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.”
“The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.”
“A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.”
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