Gary Coleman Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“I parody myself every chance I get. I try to make fun of myself and let people know that I'm a human being, and these things that have happened to me are real. I'm not just some cartoon who exists and suddenly doesn't exist.”

“My slogan is I'm the least qualified guy for the job, but I'd probably do the best job.”

“I have lifestyle requirements. Photos, meetings, lunches, dinners, facial care, tooth care. It requires an exorbitant amount of money.”

“I would not give my first 15 years to my worst enemy.”

“George W. Bush bought the election - period. End of story. There is no argument. You can try to come up with any argument you can, but there is none.”

“I like to work.”

“I liked 'Diff'rent Strokes' up until about the last three or four years. I was bored.”

“I may like L.A., but I want to know when the seasons are.”

“I never got the opportunity to be romantic or feel romantic with anyone.”

“I suffer a little bit from Napoleonism, if you will.”