Adam Carolla Quotes & Sayings

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78 most famous Adam Carolla quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He's a 59 year old American entertainer born on May 27, 1964.

“I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial.”
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“My first car was a motorcycle.”
“If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.”
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“Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.”
Adam Carolla Quotes
“It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.”
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“If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.”
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“If the media isn't slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?”
“The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'”
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“I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.”
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“The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.”

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