Fatty Arbuckle Quotes & Sayings

“I don't believe there is any finer mission on Earth than just to make people laugh.”

“I shall produce nothing that will offend the proprieties, whether applied to children or grownups. My pictures are turned out with clean hands and, therefore, with a clear conscience which, like virtue, is its own reward.”

“I don't weigh a pound over one hundred and eighty and, what's more, I never did.”

“How did I become a star? I don't know how it happened. When I look at my old pictures, I can't tell how it happened!”

“I've never used my weight to get a laugh. That is, used my size as the subject for humor. You never saw me stuck in a door-way or stuck in a chair.”