Samantha Bee Quotes & Sayings

“I'm capable of living in the moment. And I'm especially capable of living in the moment of sitting on my sofa and watching other people's moments.”

“Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.”

“The best part about poker is there's no down side.”

“Don't judge me. I made a lot of money.”

“It is so expensive to take care of my hair and keep it looking like I was born with it, when my real hair is the color of rat fur.”

“I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too.”

“I believe in breakfast. It's the one meal that my kids usually eat without a fuss, so that's huge. As for myself, I can't function without it, and I see it as a great way to get some healthy greens in, some coffee, and on a good day, maybe even some news of the world via the newspaper.”

“I get maximum satisfaction out of buying children's clothes online.”

“I was totally unknown in the television and film industry in Canada.”

“If it wasn't for what goes on in the world of politics, we wouldn't really have much of a show.”