Nigel Rees Quotes & Sayings

11 most famous Nigel Rees quotes and sayings (author). These are the first 10 quotes we have.

“My job involves searching for 'lost' quotations - that is, trying to find out who came up with a quotable saying that lingers in someone's mind and which they wish to use for their own purpose and which they cannot find in conventional dictionaries of quotation.”

“You wish to put a positive construction on your deeds and words.”

“Euphemism in the workplace does not end with job descriptions. It reaches a pusillanimous peak at the other end of the work process - in dismissal.”

“Democracy is too good to share with just anybody.”

“I got into New College, Oxford. The ethos was that you could work - or not.”

“I was terribly shy and never said anything in class. Then I started getting into school plays. When you've got words to say, you've got a sort of armour.”

“How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?”

“It is part of politics to make things look better than they really are. What is a spin doctor but a serial euphemiser?”

“I was absolutely a non-starter at games. My report for rugby said, 'Nigel's chief contribution is his presence on the field.' I used to pray for rain and sometimes it did rain - and we played anyway.”