A. Whitney Brown Quotes & Sayings

8 most famous A. Whitney Brown quotes and sayings. He's a 64 year old American comedian born on Jul 8, 1952.

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“The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.”
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“I'm not an atheist. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.”
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“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.”
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“I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.”
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“A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.”
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“Harry S. Truman had his moods. His birthplace is the only tourist attraction in America where you don't see Japanese with cameras.”
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“That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.”
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“Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.”

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