Adam Ferrara Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“I took a Ferrari under the 405 freeway. We took rent-a-cars through the desert. That was fun.”

“I want a '57 Starfire Olds.”

“I'm surprised how hot it gets in the Moab Desert. I knew it got hot, but I didn't think it got, like, Mercury-hot.”

“I've been told I have an aggressive driving style.”

“If you're in California, and it's raining, stay home because nobody can drive in the rain. It's like it's raining frogs. They're terrified.”

“My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.”

“Terrorists convince thousands of people to kill themselves in the name of God. I can't convince two of my friends to help me move.”

“What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell - I'll never know why!”

“When I meet people after stand-up shows, they'll bring their cars.”

“I remember for my 18th birthday, I was going to get a tattoo, and I made the mistake of thinking I was a man and telling my father, and he was like, 'Oh yeah? You better tattoo a new address on your arm, because you're not living here!' And that was the end of that discussion.”